One crouched in a tenebrous corner of the bedroom. The thing's arms and legs were too long and it wrapped them around its scrawny body. Its bulbous head was covered in tiny bumps and valleys. It was the color, texture, and smell of rotten cauliflower. Two glossy black marble eyes were fixed on the end of fleshy stalks that protruded from each side of the head. Four more beady eyes glared forward into the darkness. A huge gaping mouth filled with needle teeth stretched across the whole lower half of the foot wide head. It was tangled mess on the verge of pouncing.
And it cackled.